Rumored to be the spear which pierced the side of Jesus Christ during his crucifixion it carries with it unbridled powers. Take a look at the men who have possessed and see, after being missing for almost 40 years, who is now the keeper of this mysterious artifact.

Aliens arrive on earth to eradicate a new species of bad entertainers. But their mission is sidetracked when they stumble upon a political scandal that involves a prehistoric beast with a tattoo on its ass and a terrorist with a dark secret.

The last surviving member of a dying species takes a moment to reflect upon the world from which his ancestors once thrived.