I didn't realize how bad the quality of this particular animation was. It is not so jumpy on Funny or Die.

A demonstration of just how sporadic a slice of pizza can be.

An animated Christmas card of a slightly perverse nature.

A blatantly perverse Christmas greeting.

See title for explanation; animation based on one of my pen and marker drawings.

A yuletide parody based on 'The Night Before Christmas'. Written, Animated, and Narrated by R. Thies. Yarn Heist Productions 2009.

A totally warped, wacky spin on the classic fairytale...The Three Little Pigs! Oh, the big bad wolf is gonna huff and puff, alright...and incidentally, there might be a little blowin' too! Created, animated, and music by Ryan Thies.