Shame on you if you don't know Hollywood's most famous Wonder Woman. Known for her singing, dancing and fabulous hair, Lola has received numerous awards such as the Changing the World, One Cha Cha at a Time, and Hair Magic Magazine's Glossy Award 2004. Lola is also known for her choreography work on Grease on Ice and The Nutcracker Suite. She was discovered jumping out of a cake at Harry the Hippo's bachelor party where she met her first husband, Hermit the Hog. Lola came on board as AniBOOM Eyedoll's perkiest judge in 2006 and has been spreading the joy since. She enjoys taxidermy, bubbles and infomercials. Lola lives in LA with her pet Rottweiler-Pinscher dog, Lulu.
AniBOOM had the pleasure of interviewing Ms. Afool at her home in L.A.:
Hey, great to have you here! You look fantastic...fabulous hair as usual.
(giggle) Oh why thank you! My hair is extra shiny today, right? I'm trying out this new method where you brush your hair 4,654 times a day! I hope this interview won't last too long, I have to brush it again in 10 minutes and 33 seconds! I almost missed the last 100 brushes yesterday because I got so caught up watching this great infomercial, it was really good...Suzanne..
Right. So...you've judged a lot of competitions so far..how do these contestants measure up?
Well, you know I think we have a lot of potential here – there's a lot of talent going around, and I've seen some nice buns on that stage! I'm really looking forward to seeing what they can do! (tee hee hee)
Anyone specific?
Um..I hate to have to choose a favorite..you know they're all so good...but if I must...then I'd have to say Gooseman gave me the shivers with that baritone! Got my knickers in a twist! Does my hair look okay? I ran my fingers through it and I think it might have flattened it a bit. Hey, did you know split ends are bad energy?
Uh. No. Your hair looks fine. So, rumor has it you use a lot of hair products? How do you feel about those accusations?
I am outraged and hurt that anyone would suggest that my locks are unnatural!
So you don't iron your hair or use chemical relaxants?
(gasp) Absolutely not! I was born with this thick healthy mane! Those people are just jealous. I feel sorry for them, really. They obviously don't have the good fortune to have hair like mine. Outrageous! People can be so ugly! Never in my life, I swear! If I...
Breathe, Lola, breathe...Now, you've got a new video out called “Bust-a-move with Lola”. Tell us about that...
And if anyone thinks that my hair is less than 100% natural, they need to just step off because it is...
Ok Lola, I hear you, but let's get back to talking about your exciting new video...
Oh, ok..sorry...hee hee hee...Well, there are a lot of awkward dancers out there who feel uncomfortable going to clubs or parties. My video is all about helping these people acquire the skills to get out there on that dance floor with confidence. I teach them how to do the twist, the robot, the scarecrow..all the popular moves. I really feel I'm providing a valuable service.
You're quite a package!
(hee hee hee) thanks, I know! Does my hair look alright? It's feeling a little frizzy.
No, Lola, the hair's just fine...What do you do when you're not busting a move or judging singing competitions?
I really like chocolate and my mother comes over on Sundays.
Um, Huh?
And dolphins are so cute! (hee hee)
Uh. Ok. Are you close with the other judges?
Duh! I sit right next to them!
No, uh, I meant do you communicate well on a personal level...
Yeah! Totally! Like, sometimes I think we can read each other's minds! There was this one time that I said I could really go for a Grape Soda, and Man B. did too! (hee hee) Are we almost done? I really need to go brush my hair!
Yeah, we're done. Thanks, Lola. We look forward to watching you on AniBOOM Eyedoll. My pleasure! Don't miss it! (hee hee)