Strong vibes of excitement have been sensed amongst the female gophers of Aniboom Eyedoll productions, who have not yet recovered from the testosterone sodden performance of Ahmadinejad. Stevie Hole-King is coming to do his thing in an unforgettable guest appearance. The reason for this is, of course, purely incidental. "It came to me during a lecture, they all of a sudden looked like an audience, screaming my name to a wonderful beat, like I'm Bon Jovi when he still had hair on his chest-Hole-King! Hole-King! And from all that emanated a spark of light and within it this song that has poisoned me ever since". Any other person would be considered a lunatic, but Stevie Hole-King, as opposed to the performer of the original song, has never looked healthier. He is currently tweaking his choreography towards his guest appearance on Aniboom Eyedoll. In the meantime, he fondly recalls his past love affairs "In my opinion Britney symbolizes the perfect chaos, I'm actually just doing this for her, listen to the words-as usual, it's all there".