MYSPACE? NO SPACE FOR YOU!

We had a hell of a snowy and stormy night in the big city and aside from the usual cops and the homeless bottle collectors (who are, by the way, doing us a HUGE favor), nobody was walking the streets. Man B., an Aniboom judge, unwisely assumed that on such a night nobody would notice him scrambling into a sleazy strip club to warm himself up, especially downtown. Eyewitnesses say that Man B. entered, wearing a matching fur hat and coat, into the club where apparently people were expecting him. He was immediately taken to a private room in which, supposedly, three exotic flamingo dancers were waiting. After three hours Man B. emerged from the room, this time without his coat, and with quick sideway glances, escaped from the scene. "The stingy jerk wouldn't leave us a tip…then we found out he used fake bills…and after all those pickles…" reported Claire St. Clair, one of the Flamingo dancers. Man B. of course denies all allegations and claims to have been at home, drinking hot chocolate and watching his soaps. His comment: " Strippers? Me? Come on, go find more interesting stuff to write about". And that's exactly what we're going to do, Thanks for the tip, Man B.

The winner of Aniboom Eyedoll 2002 excitedly recalls his glory days

Guess who our reporter met wandering around the backstage of Aniboom Eyedoll? The rat! The Aniboom Eyedoll 2002 winner hopped by to visit the crew, and eat some cheese with the gang. "I retired from show biz" he says "Now I'm living off disability welfare, ever since that blasted mousetrap incident on the set…" The song 'Stoned Again', which was sung for the first time ever by the Rat in 2002, is still a huge hit today, and the Rat enthusiastically reminisces: "I thought I heard someone in this competition sing my song, but….yes…(takes a long puff from his rolled cigarette) Afghani ganja…excellent stuff…yes…what were we talking about….?