NEVER CHANGE A WINNING HORSE

The echo of the voting tabulation scandal of Eyedoll 2005 has yet to fade and already the controversial winner Felix is back again, proving once again that cats aren't the only ones with nine lives. Felix jumped into the long lines outside the "SuperEyedoll Dome" stadium where auditions were being held, shoving other competitors out of his way. Together with the film crew that's been documenting every second of his life since his victory last year ("They're making the greatest reality TV show about me, and not about you, so f*** you"). "I didn't come to audition, I came to win. I already did it once, but where I come from, once is not enough, you always have to be number one. Even if you already are".

For someone who until a year ago was selling fake furs to senior citizens in Miami, has open police files for trading speed substitutes and importing hookers from third world countries, he sure behaves like a real star. "Sinatra. That's what I'm aiming for. Frank and I have more in common than liking young women, excellent scotch and dodgy casinos. Nobody told Frank what to sing and he always sang the same songs. That's why I decided to compete with the same song that brought me last year's victory. 'Never change a winning horse', that's what Frank always said".