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I didn't know they were dancers. Medusas don't even eat dancers. They looked like plankton to me. If they knew how to dance, I wouldn't have gotten confused."
- Medusa, in response to her detractors

With her perky bum and perfect boobs, Miss Popstar quickly rose to stardom.  Here she is in an exclusive EyeDoll interview, to share her unique perspective on the world.

"Only on Aniboom EyeDoll did we discover that inflatable dolls know how to make completely different sounds, able to transmit a message of social importance with sharpness and precision."
- Mr. Critic

The echo of the voting tabulation scandal of Eyedoll 2005 has yet to fade and already the controversial winner Felix is back again, proving once again that cats aren't the only ones with nine lives.

Aniboom EyeDoll contestant Frank Ballone aka 'El Globo' has decided to leave his life of crime behind to reach for the metaphorical stars.  This former gang member swears he's ready to live the life of the straight and narrow...but something smells fishy here....

Host Ryan Theebest was raised by a pack of wolves in Boise, Idaho and didn't learn how to use a fork until the age of 15, when he used it to slaughter the head of the pack and become the Alpha Male. And that was only the beginning....