SHE ATE MY TALENT!
I didn't know they were dancers. Medusas don't even eat dancers. They looked like plankton to me. If they knew how to dance, I wouldn't have gotten confused."
- Medusa, in response to her detractors
SEX DOLLS HAVE FEELINGS TOO

"Only on Aniboom EyeDoll did we discover that inflatable dolls know how to make completely different sounds, able to transmit a message of social importance with sharpness and precision."
- Mr. Critic

NEVER CHANGE A WINNING HORSE

The echo of the voting tabulation scandal of Eyedoll 2005 has yet to fade and already the controversial winner Felix is back again, proving once again that cats aren't the only ones with nine lives.

IT CAME TO ME DURING A LECTURE

"I'm Bon Jovi when he still had hair on his chest" - Stevie Hole-King

MYSPACE? NO SPACE FOR YOU!

"...all I wanted to do was surpass Lily Allen in how many MySpace friends I could have." - Anonymous Geek


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