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IT CAME TO ME DURING A LECTURE

"I'm Bon Jovi when he still had hair on his chest" - Stevie Hole-King

SUDDENLY IT HIT ME

"I hadn't seen such a pathetic group of losers since my high school chess team." - Mr. Critic

THE BIGGER THE BAZOOMBAS, THE BETTER

"Ghengis Khan - now there's a man who knew what he wanted and went after it"
- Judge Slymin Bowell

MYSPACE? NO SPACE FOR YOU!

"...all I wanted to do was surpass Lily Allen in how many MySpace friends I could have." - Anonymous Geek

RELAX. HAVE A BEER

"...trying to keep it real up in here."
- Judge Man B. Relaxin