- Mr. Critic

“I’m going to blow up the world, like Frank Sinatra, my way.” 
- Ahmadinejad

All the news no self-respecting newspaper would print! Cheesy, sleezy and makes you queasy, The AniBOOM Eyedoll News Flash! This week: Iranian Ahmadinejad announces his entry to the contest! Grandpa's an ol' dirty bastard and more! Read More!

All the news no self-respecting newspaper would print! Cheesy, sleezy and makes you queasy, The AniBOOM Eyedoll News Flash! This week: Grandpa and Anna Nicole Smith?! Gooseman's illegal organ service and much, much more! Read it all HERE

Host Ryan Theebest was raised by a pack of wolves in Boise, Idaho and didn't learn how to use a fork until the age of 15, when he used it to slaughter the head of the pack and become the Alpha Male. And that was only the beginning....

Aniboom EyeDoll contestant Frank Ballone aka 'El Globo' has decided to leave his life of crime behind to reach for the metaphorical stars.  This former gang member swears he's ready to live the life of the straight and narrow...but something smells fishy here....