"I'm Bon Jovi when he still had hair on his chest" - Stevie Hole-King

"I hadn't seen such a pathetic group of losers since my high school chess team." - Mr. Critic

"Ghengis Khan - now there's a man who knew what he wanted and went after it"
- Judge Slymin Bowell

"...all I wanted to do was surpass Lily Allen in how many MySpace friends I could have." - Anonymous Geek

- Mr. Critic

"...trying to keep it real up in here."
- Judge Man B. Relaxin