She razzles, she dazzles and she's got great hair! In our exclusive interview with AniBOOM judge Lola Afool, we find out what makes this perpetually perky diva tick. Is it the grape soda or the steady stream of eager young talent that put that spring in her step? Find out!

He's cranky, conceited and drugged up on all the anti-psychotics he can get his hands on. He's our resident Eyedoll critic.  We're not sure who hired him, but threats of potential violence keep him on the payroll.  Read the Critic's latest scoop!

"...one of the clips called POPSTAR somehow made its way into my consciousness that had been fogged up by all those green gases and strange deaths." Enter the psych ward of our contest critic.

"...trying to keep it real up in here."
- Judge Man B. Relaxin

"Ghengis Khan - now there's a man who knew what he wanted and went after it"
- Judge Slymin Bowell

"I hadn't seen such a pathetic group of losers since my high school chess team." - Mr. Critic