“I’m going to blow up the world, like Frank Sinatra, my way.” 
- Ahmadinejad

"...one of the clips called POPSTAR somehow made its way into my consciousness that had been fogged up by all those green gases and strange deaths." Enter the psych ward of our contest critic.

All the news no self-respecting newspaper would print! Cheesy, sleezy and makes you queasy, The AniBOOM Eyedoll News Flash! This week: Iranian Ahmadinejad announces his entry to the contest! Grandpa's an ol' dirty bastard and more! Read More!

All the news no self-respecting newspaper would print! Cheesy, sleezy and makes you queasy, The AniBOOM Eyedoll News Flash! This week: Grandpa and Anna Nicole Smith?! Gooseman's illegal organ service and much, much more! Read it all HERE

She razzles, she dazzles and she's got great hair! In our exclusive interview with AniBOOM judge Lola Afool, we find out what makes this perpetually perky diva tick. Is it the grape soda or the steady stream of eager young talent that put that spring in her step? Find out!

He's cranky, conceited and drugged up on all the anti-psychotics he can get his hands on. He's our resident Eyedoll critic.  We're not sure who hired him, but threats of potential violence keep him on the payroll.  Read the Critic's latest scoop!