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SHE ATE MY TALENT!

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I didn't know they were dancers. Medusas don't even eat dancers. They looked like plankton to me. If they knew how to dance, I wouldn't have gotten confused."
- Medusa, in response to her detractors

TO BE A POPSTAR

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With her perky bum and perfect boobs, Miss Popstar quickly rose to stardom. Here she is in an exclusive EyeDoll interview, to share her unique perspective on the world.

SEX DOLLS HAVE FEELINGS TOO

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"Only on Aniboom EyeDoll did we discover that inflatable dolls know how to make completely different sounds, able to transmit a message of social importance with sharpness and precision."
- Mr. Critic

NEVER CHANGE A WINNING HORSE

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The echo of the voting tabulation scandal of Eyedoll 2005 has yet to fade and already the controversial winner Felix is back again, proving once again that cats aren't the only ones with nine lives.

FROM CROOK TO CROONER

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Aniboom EyeDoll contestant Frank Ballone aka 'El Globo' has decided to leave his life of crime behind to reach for the metaphorical stars. This former gang member swears he's ready to live the life of the straight and narrow...but something smells fishy here....

THE DRIVE FOR SUCCESS

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Host Ryan Theebest was raised by a pack of wolves in Boise, Idaho and didn't learn how to use a fork until the age of 15, when he used it to slaughter the head of the pack and become the Alpha Male. And that was only the beginning....

IT CAME TO ME DURING A LECTURE

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"I'm Bon Jovi when he still had hair on his chest" - Stevie Hole-King

SUDDENLY IT HIT ME

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"I hadn't seen such a pathetic group of losers since my high school chess team." - Mr. Critic

THE BIGGER THE BAZOOMBAS, THE BETTER

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"Ghengis Khan - now there's a man who knew what he wanted and went after it"
- Judge Slymin Bowell

MYSPACE? NO SPACE FOR YOU!

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"...all I wanted to do was surpass Lily Allen in how many MySpace friends I could have." - Anonymous Geek

"I HAVE A WINNER I'D BET ALL MY TRANQUILIZERS ON"

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- Mr. Critic

RELAX. HAVE A BEER

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"...trying to keep it real up in here."
- Judge Man B. Relaxin

IRANIAN PREZ IN PINK

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“I’m going to blow up the world, like Frank Sinatra, my way.”
- Ahmadinejad

A MESSAGE WITH DEPTH?

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"...one of the clips called POPSTAR somehow made its way into my consciousness that had been fogged up by all those green gases and strange deaths." Enter the psych ward of our contest critic.

News Flash!

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All the news no self-respecting newspaper would print! Cheesy, sleezy and makes you queasy, The AniBOOM Eyedoll News Flash! This week: Iranian Ahmadinejad announces his entry to the contest! Grandpa's an ol' dirty bastard and more! Read More!

News Flash!

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All the news no self-respecting newspaper would print! Cheesy, sleezy and makes you queasy, The AniBOOM Eyedoll News Flash! This week: Grandpa and Anna Nicole Smith?! Gooseman's illegal organ service and much, much more! Read it all HERE

CLOSEUP! With Lola Afool

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She razzles, she dazzles and she's got great hair! In our exclusive interview with AniBOOM judge Lola Afool, we find out what makes this perpetually perky diva tick. Is it the grape soda or the steady stream of eager young talent that put that spring in her step? Find out!

The Critic

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He's cranky, conceited and drugged up on all the anti-psychotics he can get his hands on. He's our resident Eyedoll critic. We're not sure who hired him, but threats of potential violence keep him on the payroll. Read the Critic's latest scoop!