A Von Vamp Christmas: The Von Vamps, America’s most confused family, star in a new reality series based on pop-cultures biggest obsession. Them! Join the dysfunctional household as they celebrate the holidays in true Von Vamp style.

Nothing is more desirable to a vampire than to be able to walk during daylight, and when Don Joaquin finds a way to accomplish that, he lets his good friend, Missterr Drackula, in on the little secret. Watch as homeboy Drackula finds the surprise of his life, or death, umm afterlife?

from bouncing babies to electronic warfare