4Eyes auditions to become the first Aniboom Eyedoll, because he believes he's got the looks, and mad skillz. This is what he had to say: YO wuttz crakin' my fellas. Fo Eyes hurr, I'm gunna take ovah dis hurr. Be sho 2 vote fo me, I still have to pay fo the bling bling ya'll see in da videe-o.

If you vote for me to become the next Aniboom Eyedoll, i will make all your wildest dreams come true. Be my frend on myspace too. I show you the jpegs of all my girlfrends on there. myspace.com/helmskee

The candidates demand a recount after an appearance on the hit show American Idol. Barack Obama struggles with his identity and McCain has a Vietnam Flashback.

This week is a Special Television Edition of OTB. Andrea rants about the TV show, Girls Next Door. Luke changes his name to Mick Chambers. Mick (formally known as Luke) reviews his favorite TV show, Human Weapon, about martial arts.

Polo and Winston give some bad advice to Paula Abdul

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton sings about her selling points on American Idol

Sanjaya Malakar Audition Uncensored Some of us know what auditions are like, Sannjaya's lack of experience was clear... Peeps say Sanjaya came out great, and others just love hating him, no one hates his sister :-) btw it's Shyamali not Shamalie. I guess this fictional audition can't happen in reali

Primary Shorts Presidential candidate Barack Obama sings about her selling points on American Idol

Hilary, McCain and Guilianni get a chance to strut their stuff on American Idol with questionable results. McCain finds Simon’s critique unacceptable.

Pob Dylan is doing his best to impress the judges of the popular TV show American Idol.