The candidates arrive in NYC with great fanfare only to be whisked quickly away by “24”’s Jack Bauer in response to a terrorist threat. Will they be able to survive each other’s company, or Rudy’s cooking?

The candidates demand a recount after an appearance on the hit show American Idol. Barack Obama struggles with his identity and McCain has a Vietnam Flashback.

Sailing off into the sunset, the candidates happily kick back to relax. But beware: there’s trouble brewing on the high seas!

Stranded on an island, the candidates are divided into teams, Survivor style that challenges their will to survive the electorate’s scrutiny.

Faced with a common enemy, the candidates must band together in a foreign locale, fighting against injustice and elderly lobbyists.

Hilary realizes she’s not in Kansas anymore when she and her companions find themselves surrounded by munchkins.

Al Gore tries to convince Obama to join forces with him, while the other candidates attack his environmental pride and joy. Will Obama be able to withstand one of Al Gore’s boring lectures, or will he fall to the dark side?

Hilary, McCain and Guilianni get a chance to strut their stuff on American Idol with questionable results. McCain finds Simon’s critique unacceptable.

On their journey to find the Wizard of Odds, the candidates must contend with illegal narcotics and attacks by conservative political commentator Ann Coulter.